February 12, 2006 Des Moines

TEXT:  2 Kings 5:1-14

 

Simply Clean

 

One of the few television shows I regularly make it a point to watch is Monk, the USA Network’s award winning series about a brilliant detective with Obsessive Compulsive Disorder who, in part because of his obsessiveness and in part in spite of it, is almost mystically able to solve crimes.  In a recent episode, Monk was distressed about #7 – the usually flawless shirt manufacturing inspector whose little “Inspected By” slip he has come to look for before making a purchase.  It drives the sales staff crazy.  When he notices that #7 is suddenly failing to notice obvious flaws in the shirts that pass under the inspection light, Monk knows that something is terribly wrong.  Trust me, it’s a great show.

Watching the show made me realize my own curiosity about those nameless faces behind those annoying little slips that surprise us when we take the pins out of the shirt just bought or tear the plastic off the newest package of underwear in the drawer.  “Inspected by #7.”  People who, as far as I am concerned, are “in the shadows”, somewhere along the manufacturing line, well out of the light.  

          We have no idea who they are, or if “#7” is always the same #7, or if perhaps numbers get retired like sports jerseys when a particularly effective inspector retires.  What I do know is that whoever it is -- whoever they are -- they are subtly important people in my life.  It’s not that they keep me healthy or provide any encouragement or companionship.  We don’t exchange Christmas cards or keep up with each others’ kids.  As I said, we don’t even know who they are or where they live; whether they are black or white, female or male.  Just their number, and their work:  inspections. 

          To be sure, it is one of those baseline jobs that isn’t very visible; completely lacking in prestige and, I would guess, respect.  But baseline jobs are first-line jobs.  Nobody really notices Inspector #7 until he or she isn’t there – when, as Monk noticed, there is a button missing from the shirt or a waistband inadequately sewn.  Everything tends to depend on the baseline functions functioning well.  When they break down, everything breaks down.

          I can go on vacation for a couple of weeks; get sick and lay in bed for a few days or a few weeks and very little seems the worse because of my absence.  But let the secretary’s office lie dormant for a day or a week and suddenly everything screeches to a limp.

          You probably occupy at least one baseline job somewhere in your life.  It may be the house cleaning; it may be the cooking; it may be the lawn; it may be your job, like #7.  Those responsibilities may not seem all that important until the laundry piles up and you run out of socks.  Others you seldom think about at all -- like when you pour the breakfast cereal and later wash out the bowls; like when you finish sweeping the clippings from the driveway.  They seem so trivial; so mundane; so little.  Baseline jobs.  But everything is built on the successful completion of their work.  And more than that, we seldom know what comes out of the triviality of what we do.

          In the foreground of this almost comic story are some major players.  There is Elisha, protégé of the legendary prophet Elijah.  And there is Namaan, a commander of the army of the king of Aram.  Lest the reader underappreciate this soldier, the narrator tells us that Namaan was “a great man and in high favor with his master, because by him the Lord had given victory to Aram.”

          Unfortunately, the great and favored commander has leprosy and is anxious for some help – even if it means undertaking some non-traditional therapy.  And “non-traditional” he finds in the person of Elisha. 

Now, as most of us can attest, there are some times in your life when you want a few fireworks.   Crash!  Spark!  Thunder!  Shake!  Things aren’t right.  Life is maddeningly wrong and detestably twisted out of shape and you want things put back right-side up.  In those moments it isn’t enough for things to simply work out.  You want exclamation points dotted with Wagnarian grandiosity.  You want a little drama! 

Naaman was in precisely such a moment.  Accustomed, perhaps, to the crashing cymbals and banging drums of war, Naaman expected a little cannon-fire with his cure.  So, Naaman, accompanied by all the evidence of his wealth and importance, drew up to Elisha’s house and announced his need.  But the prophet didn’t even come outside.  As if to wonder, “What’s all the fuss about?” he sent word by a messenger that the great Commander should go take a bath in the Jordan River – in fact, seven baths.  “That,” said Elisha, “should do the trick.”

Naaman was incensed!  “I thought for sure he would come out, say some magic words, wave his magic wand over the spot, and call down the healing lightening bolts of heaven.  How dare he offer such a simple cure!”  Naaman wanted a little drama.

          But while he wanted drama, what he needed was cure, and finally, according to the story, the great warrior followed Elisha’s instructions and the disease was eradicated.  Case closed.  “Next?”

But the part of the story I skipped over may well be the most important part:  its equivalent of #7.  She is an utterly anonymous figure in scripture.  We have no idea what her name was; what tribe she was from.  We have no idea where she came from, let alone what ever became of her.  As far as we know she is never referred to again in all of scripture.  She is simply a “little maid from the land of Israel . . . carried off on one of the Syrian raids.”  A little Jewish slave girl.  And yet on her rather trivial role the whole story depends.

          It was this almost subliminal slave girl in the service of Naaman who offers to her boss a suggestion.  She was the one who dropped Elisha’s name. 

I want to suggest that it is on people just like this little slave girl that God depends, in circumstances no more glorious than this.  Here, in the trenches of life, the Realm of God will be furthered.  The baseline work.  If it does not happen here, it does not happen at all.  If these functions break down, it all breaks down.

          Churches build all kinds of buildings for education and recreation and worship, and take great pride in their mortar and brick.  We, ourselves, have reason to pride in that which surrounds us.  But Christianity is not in the walls. 

          I take great pride in the programs we are developing for ourselves and the community -- LOGOS, Thresholds, the Farmer’s Market, and the rest.  But Christianity is not made in the programming.

          Congregations and denominations take pride in lifting up their great leaders.  They go on television and radio, they criss-cross the country in speaking engagements, and people flock to the pews.  But as important as the Elisha’s may be, Christianity lives in the trenches, in the dry and dusty moments of Tuesday afternoon and Thursday morning with the little slave girls of the world, far more than the vibrant celebrative moments on Sunday with Elisha.

          Christianity is sustained in the trenches by the baseline workers.  In the church those workers are, in part, ones like those who, day in and day out, month by month, make sure the radiators are working, the newsletter is folded and mailed, the phone is answered, the coffee is made for fellowship time and the communion prepared for Sunday worship; those who make sure the curriculum is ordered for the Sunday School classes, the attendance forms collected and the welcome bread delivered.

          But there are trenches more far-reaching than those that support the church, and more accessible to your fingers and days.  These are the trenches bearing great resemblance to the one of the text, where the faith is lived, expressed, and shared.  What happens for the work of God just by a casual word?  What is prevented from happening simply because no word is spoken?  I’m not talking about leading crusades, and passing out tracts on the street corner; nothing is being said here about blaring your beliefs like a human bullhorn. But I am talking about evangelism at its most basic.  Living your faith out of the very fiber of your life; allowing what you genuinely believe to be true to see the light of day -- everyday.

          Someone once defined Evangelism as one beggar telling another beggar where to get bread.  Or perhaps, as in the story, where to get healed.  She was, by just about any estimation, an irrelevant character.  No name, no identity.  Only a vibrant faith that was not dimmed by the monotony of her work.  She did not hide her faith, nor did she parade it.  She simply lived it.  Nothing that followed would have taken place had she remained silent -- no healing; no proclamation of faith.  She made no public demonstration.  Simply in the normal course of her affairs -- as a slave girl in a foreign land -- she made her witness.  That’s where the reign of God will be born.  In the trenches.  Midwifed by ordinary people in ordinary moments point the way.  I wonder what might come up in your conversations this week?